Wally Massage * * * 316.285.0390

Formally trained in understanding the pressures of a man’s body.  I welcome all men regardless of body type or lifestyle.  -Wally

HOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPT:
*Please let me know:
-How long of a session you want to schedule
-Which style of session?
-Which day(s)
-Which time(s)

*To schedule an appointment time, send a text or call my cell phone.
*You cannot schedule from this site. 
*No virtual or blocked phone numbers, please.  316.285.0390

New Orleans
Friday August 23
6 pm, 7 pm, 8 pm, 9 pm

Saturday August 24
5 am, 6 am, 7 am, 8 am

Bear Ranch, Cedar Creek, TX (Bastrop Area Naked Guys)
Sunday August 25
Anytime between 1pm – 9 pm

Monday August 26
Anytime between 7 am – Noon

San Antonio
Tuesday August 27
5 am, 7 am, 9 am, 11 am, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm, 7 pm, 9 pm

Wednesday August 28
5 am, 7 am, 9 am, 11 am, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm, 7 pm, 9 pm

Thursday August 28
5 am, 7 am, 9 am, 11 am, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm, 7 pm, 9 pm

April 24, 2019

On Friday, March 29th, I fell off my bicycle and fractured the upper femur portion of my hip region and both arms. I’m on a ‘break’ from work for a while. Both of my orthopedic providers have assured me that because of my age and my eagerness to get back into the gym, the recovery time should be a lot shorter. I hope to be back to work during the first week of June.  Pain management and physical therapy are my focus right now.

Some good has come out of this downtime.  I have finished six new blog posts that I want to submit for publishing.  That means I can’t post them to my blog site.  As most of you know, I love to write and I love telling stories about life on the road.  And, yes, I’ll be writing about the accident, but not for a while.  It was only a few days ago that I could speak about the accident without having another emotional reaction.  The trauma not only permeated my bones but, my spirit as well.

I LOVE hearing from clients, so please drop me a note and say hello. 

-Wally

STYLES
Just A Massage,  Naked,  or  Wally Special

WALLY MASSAGE
Formally trained in understanding the pressures of a man’s body.

*Light, medium, & deep tissue
*Stretching
*Massage table
*Heated oils
*Essential oils available
*Shower facilities
*Draping (optional)
*Cash, Venmo, Paypal, Visa, MC, AX, DISC
*Credit card charge displays as Wally Beckham

*In Calls (You come to me)

*Out Calls (I go to you):  Minimum for out calls is $395.  Most of my out call clients usually add their friends or family to the massage schedule so that the $395 is not a large expense to a single person. For example, some of my clients who are couples will order (2) 90 minute Wally Specials.

*On this site (under favorites), I celebrate the gathering of naked men in the form of naked yoga, naked fitness, and non-sexual naked social groups – I have listed those locations.  I have also listed resources for patients who are looking for physicians who prescribe testosterone as well as which pharmacy I recommend.  My favorite massage therapists in other cities are also listed there.

*Others are welcome to be present during your session and visa versa. I love showing clients how to work on others safely.

*Whatever time amount you order is the time amount you receive. For example, if you order a ninety-minute session, you receive a ninety-minute session. I hear massage nightmare stories from my clients about massage guys who promise an hour massage but deliver half that amount. Shorting a client on time never happens during my sessions.  If you order a 90-minute massage and I work on you for two hours, you only owe me for a 90-minute massage.

*I celebrate mutual touch and men being naked with each other.  But, please do not infer that I am an escort (not that there’s anything wrong with being an escort – it’s not my style.)  I started my blog to help my future clients understand who I am and what I’m about.

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE THE SESSION:
1) You will be required to shower before your session.  If you can’t shower at home, you can shower when you arrive.
2) Please don’t be concerned about growing a boner during the session.  It’s perfectly natural for the body to respond in that way even if the touch is far from your groin area.  Some of my clients have shared with me that they masturbated several times before the session so they won’t get erect.  Just be yourself and celebrate that you are having a boner!
3) If it gets too cold or too hot in the room, let me know.  If you are on the table and suddenly you remembered you left the stove on and you have to call a neighbor, not a problem, call your neighbor. If you get a call and you have to answer, not a problem.  This is your time, not mine.
4) My sessions are very unconventional for a lot of reasons.  I sometimes will put your body in a certain position so I can get to the muscles more effectively or stretch you in a way that doesn’t cause your face to grimace.  I’ve had clients raise an eyebrow to some of my techniques until they feel me addressing the hidden stress they didn’t know existed.

CREDIT CARDS:  Charges will appear as “Wally Beckham”.  To those clients who haven’t read this section, I usually answer with humorous responses to the question “how will this charge appear on my credit card statement?”  Erotic Gay Massage, Under18.com, or Harder And Deeper – just to name a few of my answers.

CONTACT
316-285-0390      wallymassage@gmail.com

HOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPT
To confirm an appointment time…send a text OR call my cell phone…I attract no show appointments otherwise.  No virtual or blocked phone numbers please.  316-285-0390   YOU CANNOT SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT FROM THIS SITE

HOURS (Session start times)
5 am, 7 am, 9 am, 11 am, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm, 7 pm, 9 pm

-JUST A MASSAGE
This session is built on a strong framework that address the muscles of the body which might be causing painful stress or limited movement.  I incorporate a wide range of pressure, some trigger point, and stretching.  You lie naked on a heated massage table (undraped or draped) while my hands work along your body with heated coconut oil.  Coconut oil can be wiped off with a hot towel or in my shower. I am clothed during this session.

60 Min…..$ 85.00
90 Min…..$125
120 Min…$165…(2 hours)

-NAKED
This session is built on a strong framework that address the muscles of the body which might be causing painful stress or limited movement.  I incorporate a wide range of pressure, some trigger point, and stretching.  You lie naked on a heated massage table (undraped or draped) while my hands work along your body with heated coconut oil.  (Coconut oil can be wiped off with a hot towel or in my shower.) I am also NAKED during this session and your hands are welcome to wander along my body as I move around the table to work on yours.

As we begin work on the table you are positioned face down.  Two-thirds of the session is spent working on the muscles of the spine, shoulders, hands lower back, glutes, hip flexors, hamstrings, calves and feet.  My movement is slow and deliberate applying your choice of light, medium or heavy pressure.

When I have finished working on you in a face down position, I will ask you to turn over so that I can address the muscles of the neck, chest, lats, abdomen, arms, and quads.

60 Min…$105
90 Min…$145
120 Min…$190…(2 hours)

-WALLY SPECIAL (most popular)
I offer a session that I call the WALLY SPECIAL. It is more expensive because I throw my entire body (literally) into the experience and it requires a lot more physical energy on my part.  During the WALLY SPECIAL, there are practically no parts of our body that won’t touch each other. It involves my NAKED body (my hairy chest, my quads, my hamstrings, my glutes, hairy arms, my junk…) acting as a slow moving luffa on your body. It involves mutual body to body sliding, holding, embracing. During this session, we are both vulnerable as I remove your layers of stress and guide you to a more centered place. And, and your hands can move all over my body.

I start all sessions with a five-minute stretch routine of your hips and hamstrings.  Additional stretching occurs during the session.  As we begin work on the table, you are naked also and positioned face down.  The first third of the session is spent working on the muscles of the spine, shoulders, hands and lower back.  My movement is slow and deliberate applying your choice of light, medium or heavy pressure.  Your hands are welcome to move over my body as I address the tension in your upper body (as well as during the rest of the session.)

Afterwards, I stand at the side of the table pouring hot coconut oil onto your body. I take care to apply the oil carefully and thoroughly.  Then I climb onto the table covering your whole body with mine and waiting for the oil to soak into my skin.   After a few seconds I begin moving my six foot five hairy body slowly all over yours – head to toe, side to side, left shoulder to right foot.  It’s a feeling that most people have never had and it usually induces audible sighs.

When I finish moving over your body I resume a thorough working over of the remaining muscle groups: glutes, hamstrings, hip flexors, calves and feet.  Getting these muscles to loosen usually requires slow and gentle stretches that are sustained briefly.

When I finished working on you in a face down position, I will ask you to turn over so that I can address muscles of the neck, chest, lats, abdomen, arms, and quads.  Soon after I finish these muscles, very warm coconut oil is poured over your body, applied by my big hands, and once again, my body is covering yours.  EXCEPT, this time, we are face to face, pecs to pecs, and hips to hips.  I begin the same slow movements of sliding all over your body like when you were face down.

60 Min…$145
90 Min…$200
120 Min…$275…(2 hours)

To confirm an appointment time…send a text OR call my cell phone…I attract no show appointments otherwise.  No virtual or blocked phone numbers please.

316-285-0390

wallymassage@gmail.com