6’5″, 214 lbs, hairy & formally trained in understanding the pressures of a man’s body regardless of body type or lifestyle. -Wally
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HOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPT:
*To schedule an appointment, send a text. You cannot schedule from this site.
-How long of a session?
-Which session style?
9 am, 11 am, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm, 7 pm
-Just A Massage
-JUST A MASSAGE
This session is built on a strong framework that addresses the muscles of the body which might be causing painful stress or limited movement. I incorporate a wide range of pressure, some trigger point, and stretching. You lie naked on a heated massage table (undraped or draped) while my hands work along your body with heated coconut oil. Coconut oil can be wiped off with a hot towel or in my shower. I am clothed during this session.
60 Min…..$ 85.00
This session is built on a strong framework that addresses the muscles of the body which might be causing painful stress or limited movement. I incorporate a wide range of pressure, some trigger point, and stretching. You lie naked on a heated massage table (undraped or draped) while my hands work along your body with heated coconut oil. (Coconut oil can be wiped off with a hot towel or in my shower.) I am also NAKED during this session and your hands are welcome to wander along my body as I move around the table to work on yours.
As we begin work on the table you are positioned face down. Two-thirds of the session is spent working on the muscles of the spine, shoulders, hands lower back, glutes, hip flexors, hamstrings, calves and feet. My movement is slow and deliberate applying your choice of light, medium or heavy pressure.
When I have finished working on you in a face-down position, I will ask you to turn over so that I can address the muscles of the neck, chest, lats, abdomen, arms, and quads.
-WALLY SPECIAL (most popular)
I offer a session that I call the WALLY SPECIAL. It is more expensive because I throw my entire body (literally) into the experience and it requires a lot more physical energy on my part. During the WALLY SPECIAL, there are practically no parts of our body that won’t touch each other. It involves my NAKED body (my hairy chest, my quads, my hamstrings, my glutes, hairy arms, my junk…) acting as a slow-moving luffa on your body. It involves mutual body to body sliding, holding, embracing. During this session, we are both vulnerable as I remove your layers of stress and guide you to a more centered place. And, and your hands can move all over my body.
I start all sessions with a five-minute stretch routine of your hips and hamstrings. Additional stretching occurs during the session. As we begin work on the table, you are naked also and positioned face down. The first third of the session is spent working on the muscles of the spine, shoulders, hands and lower back. My movement is slow and deliberate applying your choice of light, medium or heavy pressure. Your hands are welcome to move over my body as I address the tension in your upper body (as well as during the rest of the session.)
Afterward, I stand at the side of the table pouring hot coconut oil onto your body. I take care to apply the oil carefully and thoroughly. Then I climb onto the table covering your whole body with mine and waiting for the oil to soak into my skin. After a few seconds, I begin moving my six foot five hairy body slowly all over yours – head to toe, side to side, left shoulder to right foot. It’s a feeling that most people have never had and it usually induces audible sighs.
When I finish moving over your body I resume a thorough working over of the remaining muscle groups: glutes, hamstrings, hip flexors, calves, and feet. Getting these muscles to loosen usually requires slow and gentle stretches that are sustained briefly.
When I finished working on you in a face-down position, I will ask you to turn over so that I can address muscles of the neck, chest, lats, abdomen, arms, and quads. Soon after I finish these muscles, very warm coconut oil is poured over your body, applied by my big hands, and once again, my body is covering yours. EXCEPT, this time, we are face to face, pecs to pecs, and hips to hips. I begin the same slow movements of sliding all over your body like when you were face down.
*IN CALLS (You come to me)
*OUTCALLS (I go to you): I no longer do individual outcalls. However, if you want to schedule me for a gathering, the minimum is 5 hours of massage work and the cost is $1,500.
*COUPLES WELCOME Others are welcome to be present during your session and visa versa. I love showing clients how to work on others safely.
*OTHER PLACES FOR NAKED MEN On this site (under favorites), I celebrate the gathering of naked men in the form of naked yoga, naked fitness, and non-sexual naked social groups – I have listed those locations. I have also listed resources for patients who are looking for physicians who prescribe testosterone as well as which pharmacy I recommend. My favorite massage therapists in other cities are also listed there.
*Light, medium, & deep tissue
*Essential oils available
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*TIME ORDERED TIME RECEIVED Whatever time amount you order is the time amount you will receive. For example, if you order a ninety-minute session, you receive a ninety-minute session. I hear massage nightmare stories from my clients about massage guys who promise an hour massage but deliver half that amount. Shorting a client on time never happens during my sessions. If you order a 90-minute massage and I work on you for two hours, you only owe me for a 90-minute massage.
*MUTUAL TOUCH If you order either the Naked or the Wally Special session, mutual touch is welcome. I celebrate mutual touch and men being naked with each other. But, please do not infer that I am an escort (not that there’s anything wrong with being an escort – but, it’s not my style.) No kind of sex should be expected during my sessions. I started my blog to share some of the lighter and more profound parts of my work as well as to help my future clients understand who I am and what I’m about.
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE THE SESSION:
1) SHOWER You will be required to shower before your session. If you can’t shower at home, you can shower when you arrive.
2) BONERS Please don’t be concerned about growing a boner during the session. It’s perfectly natural for the body to respond in that way even if the touch is far from your groin area. And, please guys, don’t beat off before the session. Celebrate that you have a boner! I see them five times a day…you’re not gonna shock me.
3) SPEAK UP If it gets too cold or too hot in the room, let me know. If you are on the table and suddenly you remembered that you left somebody tied up, make your phone call. If you get a call and you have to answer, not a problem. This is your time, not mine. If my massage pressure is deeper than you want, please speak up and let me know to lighten up. If my pressure is too light, please don’t be bashful, let me know you want more pressure.
4) YIKES! My sessions are very unconventional for a lot of reasons. I sometimes will put your body in a certain position so I can get to the muscles more effectively or stretch you in a way that doesn’t cause your face to grimace. I’ve had clients raise an eyebrow to some of my techniques until they feel me addressing the hidden stress they didn’t know existed.
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HOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPT
To confirm an appointment time…send a text OR call my cell phone…I attract no show appointments otherwise. No virtual or blocked phone numbers, please. 316-285-0390 YOU CANNOT SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT FROM THIS SITE
HOURS (Session start times)
5 am, 7 am, 9 am, 11 am, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm, 7 pm, 9 pm
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